Lucky Me ~ Bachelor Girl, 1999

I've got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up
To blame me for his life
I get bunches of roses from another guy
And hate mail from his wife
I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name
Likes to make love watching T.V.
And some guy calls in the middle of the night
Just so I can hear him breathe

Lucky Me
Lucky, lucky me
I have everything in this whole wide world
A girl could ever need
Lucky Me

I've got a great car - it's a red convertible
Made by Mattel
Got a nice house in the suburbs
With Hell's Angels as neighbours as well
Got a scholarship for a hundred years of college
If I wanna study dentistry
But my folks just want me married and poppin' out the grandkids
To keep them company

Lucky Me
Lucky, lucky me
I have everything in this whole wide world
A girl could ever need
Lucky Me

Lucky Me
Lucky, lucky little ol' me
I have everything in this whole wide world
A girl could ever need
Lucky Me

Think I'll run and join the Hare Krishna
Give up all my worldly goods, cut off all my hair
Cos nothing that I have right now brings me any joy
And when I'm shopping at the mall, can't find it anywhere

But I've got my Tamagotchi
And I've got my wrist-watch phone
And I've got so many friends on the internet
I could never be alone
I got just enough cash to pay a lot of tax
But not enough to quit my job
Got a fool's gold ring, credit card debt
Psychiatrist for my dog

Lucky Me
Lucky, lucky little ol' me
I have everything in this whole wide world
A girl could ever need
Lucky Me