Tanning Lotion

There's nothing like tanning lotion to make you feel particularly awkward and curse your favourite sunbed parlour for not being open outside of standard business hours. I mean first there's the angsting as you just know that inevitably your going to get a streak, a blotch or a handprint somewhere no matter how careful you are! Then you have to stand around awkwardly waiting for it to dry and hoping you don't get dressed too early cause the damn stuff does seem to stain clothes!