Wednesday, January 18, 2006

English Motherfucker, English!

Jeebus H. Christ on a bicycle, learn to type like a semi-literate person, not a goddamn lazy bastard!

Doc's guide to not typing like a goddamn fucktard (a primer for the lazy):

-Potion
What it is: A consumable aid, usually confers a buff or regenerates health/mana/etc.
What it's not: Pot. You smoke pot. And you don't brag about it if you're smart and want to continue to doso without being arrested or fired.

-Exploit
What it is: To gain advantage by turning somebodies weakness into your strength. IN 14 year old gaming dialect, to cheatzor. Or anything that that 14 year old didn't like you doing. Really, they arnt' very creative nor are they as clever as they would like to imagine.
What it isn't: Sploit. This is the sound fish probably make if you step on them kind of hard. No, don't try this at home to find out, you cruel, sadistic little hucklefuck.

-Please
What it is: To ask nicely for some positive endeavor. What you really ought to say whenever you want something from another person.
What it isn't: Plz. Jeeezus, it's six letters insted of three, and they all make sense. It's not Supercalifragilisticexpialidoceous for fuck sake, if you really wanted to be invited to a group, buffed, etc, atleast show enough goddamn courtasy to type three more letters and perhaps fools us into thinking you're not server trash.

-Heal
What it is: A positive delta applied to the interger expressing how far your character is from death.
What it isn't: Somehting you need to yell for a healer to do. Ever. We have eyes, motherfucker, and we're paying closer attention to our teammates health then even YOU are. How would you like us to try and micromanage your playtime? PULL! FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT!!!! Taunt! Shoot! CAST A SPELL! TANK! What's that you say, you don't need us to tell you how to do your job? Hello, pot. This is kettle calling....

-Gay
What it is: Happy, or you're possibly into members of the same sex.
What it isn't: A derrogative term 14 year olds for just about everything. Oftentimes when said 14 year old isn't quite sure about their own sexual security, they'll try to up the ante by appending 'homo', as if to increase the derrogatory factor twofold, i.e, a gay homo.-

- Hellacious
What it is: Distasteful and repellant. Extraordinary; remarkable, depending on one's mood. See also, Hellified.
What it isn't: Hella. I think this is actually a Sweedish girl's name. Really, does it hurt to type a few more godamn letters to make a point? You're a fucking poster child for retroactive abortion, you lazy fuck!

- U
What it is: The 21st letter of the alphabet. Sometimes denotes a 180-degree change in direction.
What it isn't: The second personal pronoun. For you dim smacktards, thats the space of two extra characters that when typed makes others think you're marginally worth their time to converse with. If you type U to somebody in a sentence and they respond, they're either:
-a saint and probably pity you
-your Mom
-a fellow 14 year old fucktard.

-Some
What it is: a minor quantity.
What it isn't: SUM, which is really the additive total of a given quantity. Its one more letter, come on now, type it, smacky, it's not going to kill you.-CoolWhat it is: a good thing. A quality expressed by mass in a low-energy state.What it isn't: SUM 1 who types like this 4 U. There's a special place in hell for folks who type like that, I just know it...

Thanks Doc :)
http://wow.housepaladin.org/thread.php?sid=&postid=25791#post25791

1 Comments:

Blogger Paul said...

(a) What kind of drugs are you taking?
(b) Can I have some?

9:59 PM  

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